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Thursday, June 23, 2005

I have a story.  This is the story of all stories.  NEW LAYOUT! Yeah its gay. Wanna fight about it? Thens hut it and enjoy the herd of pink that sourronds you.  Ahhhhh... r e l a x i n g . . .OK Here's...

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Tuesday, June 28, 2005

New Layout.  This one doesn'y make me look like one of those gays u read about in the papers.  Thats good news.  Had a good time at some place today.  Went bowling,  was moonwalking, and flipped over...

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Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Ok, the burning story.  Its not that funny.  Its sad and disturbing.  No its not.  Thats all lies. Dont listen to me.I was making Stouffer's individual lasagna (i think thats right).  Aparantely there...

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Thursday, June 30, 2005

HAHAHA this song is hip.The hip store called... THIS SONG IS THERE.I have to work tonight.  Bummer.  I want to play poker.  Played poker yesterday.  Won like $3 in 9 minutes.  HA! Victory is Mine!! Im...

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Friday, July 01, 2005

STFU DONNY.News Flash - I fucking hate jews.Jerard, you're a bitch.  GANGSTA WHAT?i aint yo baby's mammaNow for the good stuff.GOD DAMN STARBUCKS CLOSES AT 9:30.  WHAT THE HELL KINDA NEGRO SWEAT SHOP...

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Sunday, July 03, 2005

Today, A 7 foot, 324 pound black man tried to seduce me.  wow. That doesnt happened everyday.  Me and everett, towson town center, large black 'war victim'. If you want to know the whore story ask me,...

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Thursday, July 21, 2005

Interesting week.  I jumped into a pool.  Cellphone and wallet in pockets.  Man that sucked.  2 days later, señor <a style='text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 3px double;' href=

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Thursday, July 28, 2005

I am full of tiredness.   Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.Osama Presents: JIHAD! vol. III is comming soon!  Call to reserve your own copy today!  Or call to suggest songs.  Im currently at 15, need 5 more....

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Saturday, July 30, 2005

For the first time in my life i got heart burn... from tuna fish. WTF IS THAT? i always thought the idiots on the zantac 75 commercials were a bunch of pansies that cant take a lil pain.  jesus christ...

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Wednesday, August 03, 2005

My mom is crazy.  She goes to the store.  Comes home like 3 hours later with all the regular groceries.  So lala we unloading them and im stacking the paper towels and toilet paper in the closes and i...

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